Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

So I Creep…Yeah…

by | May 25, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles

Let’s workout a little math/logic problem: *Most women don’t like creepy men *Most men, even good ones, can become creepy around scantily clad women *Many women dress scantily clad given the opportunity (ie Halloween and bars) Therefore: *Many women may want guys to...

Hi, My Name is…..

by | May 24, 2009 | Funny Editorials

Have you ever considered this: You probably can’t name your kids the same name as any of your Ex’s.  I’m no Wilt Chamberlain but I am running out of names I like, in case I ever have a daughter.  In fact my favorite name is already off the board.  I...

Hustle and Go

by | May 23, 2009 | Uncategorized

I was sitting outside of a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in the Korea Town section of Los Angeles enjoying a beverage with a friend.  A disheveled gentleman came up to me and said he was conducting a survey.  And by disheveled I mean a Hot Mess.  I thought to myself,...

In The Presence of Royalty

by | May 22, 2009 | Uncategorized

I can’t believe I forgot to tell this story earlier.  I was recently sitting in coach on a packed plane before takeoff.  As I walked out of the bathroom after my customary pre-takeoff tinkle, who do I see walking down the aisle toward me?; none other than Hip Hop God,...
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