by dwayneperkins | Jun 10, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
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by dwayneperkins | Jun 9, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
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by dwayneperkins | Jun 8, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, New York I Love You
Much like financial investments it’s best to diversify your workout regime. I’ve always been interested in Pilates. To me Pilates is like Yoga without the chanting and sage (the spice or the mystic) I even have a Windsor Pilates workout tape that I’ve had for 6 years...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 7, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, New York I Love You
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by dwayneperkins | Jun 6, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
The other day I walked into a bar/restaurant to meet some friends. On my way to my friends’ table I ran into another friend. I made a slight detour and stopped to chat for a sec with the friend I had bumped into. As we chatted some of her friends arrived....
by dwayneperkins | Jun 4, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles
So, two weeks ago I did a show at the Improv in Hollywood as a favor for a friend. It was a last minute thing and the money was funny but he assured me the room would be packed and I actually needed the stage time. What was set to be a regular Hollywood show filled...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 4, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles
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by dwayneperkins | Jun 3, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories
I am not a fan of whispering. In most cases talking regular in a low volume will accomplish the same thing as a breathy whisper. Whispering, at least the way most people do it, is unnecessary and in most cases insincere. It’s a person’s way of letting you know they...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 2, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
What better way to follow up a spiritual blog than with a blog about a gross bodily function. A while back I was in my bathroom and I let one rip. Unfortunately, the walls in my bathroom are thin. I can hear the elderly couple that lives next to me banter and...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 1, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles
At any given moment there is what is happening versus what you notice is happening. I think there are several planes of existence happening around us at all times. A person operating at a high level of perception and observation has more of a chance of getting...
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