by dwayneperkins | Oct 7, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I have a thing for catching the first flight out in the morning. Especially on return flights. Dwayne Past is a real go getter. He wants to get home early and hit the ground running. Maybe finally fix the patio door. Or stain that bookcase or after hitting the ground...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 5, 2014 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I have a laundry room in my condo but I still boogie down to my local laundry mat from time to time. This may be inconceivable for some but I’d rather schlep and pay more than wait even 1 rinse cycle for a machine. Plus, this laundry mat is in a fairly pristine part...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 2, 2014 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I had an invigorating workout at one of the many LA Fitness establishments I’ve been known to frequent. I really don’t frequent any particular one. I share the wealth depending on where the wind takes me. Today it was lovely East Pasadena. I did the scientific 7...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 6, 2014 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I was actually the first person I ever heard say “Ninja Please.” I know many have since and maybe I wasn’t “thee” first but I was the first “I” heard. I used the term back in the nineties when you was all, “what’s email?”, “page me.” And I was all “How much does that...
by dwayneperkins | May 1, 2014 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I went to a commercial audition today in my pajamas. For the record, I don’t condone leaving the house in your PJs. I also can’t cosign on showing up at any hotel’s continental breakfast in your “jams.” I mean, even sweatpants are barely acceptable, barely. No one...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 10, 2014 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Well, that is until you get go over there. This is one of the most famous idioms and still we can’t stop our heads from pivoting ever so slightly to see what the next guy/girl/family is doing, driving,...
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