by dwayneperkins | Oct 7, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I have a thing for catching the first flight out in the morning. Especially on return flights. Dwayne Past is a real go getter. He wants to get home early and hit the ground running. Maybe finally fix the patio door. Or stain that bookcase or after hitting the ground...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 3, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories
Perspective is like a Nissan Sentra. When you’re not looking for it you may not see it. But spend a day trying to spy Nissan Sentras and you’ll be shocked by how many are on the road. Not sure if you came here looking for perspective but consider this post a four way...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 29, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
Sometimes the spectacular is cloaked in normalcy. For instance, every girl I’ve ever dated was the cutest and most adorable in the times when she wasn’t trying to be. There’s something about someone just being that is fun to watch. Endearing even. Which is why...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 1, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles
With endings come new beginnings. A time to shed your old state of being or self image and replace it with something more spiffy. Of course this can’t happen without action. Without a plan or an idea of what you will do differently, don’t think January 1st will...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 25, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
This Christmas finds me very happy to be with family and proud of my family for our new approach to the holiday. Christmas is a time of giving but give too much and you bring in new debts into the new year. You never heard about the Wise Men running up their Visas...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 19, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
I’m a professional Stand-up Comic. Which means I’m in the business of making people laugh. What it really means is I work in Food and Beverage. I have a gut feeling that we all work in Food and Beverage in some way but I’m not prepared to build that argument up. ...
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