by dwayneperkins | Jun 26, 2015 | Uncategorized
The universe sending reminders that people can be bad is just as valuable as the universe sending reminders of how good and magnanimous humans can be. Just a little heads up that life isn’t fair can go a long way. In full disclosure, I am of the belief that most...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 28, 2009 | Uncategorized
Thanks for visiting the official Blog site of comedian Dwayne Perkins. I like to think of my blog as Hot Chocolate for the Mind. I plan on making 2010 my most prolific year to date. I look forward to having you with me every step of the way. I hope to see you at...
by dwayneperkins | May 23, 2009 | Uncategorized
I was sitting outside of a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in the Korea Town section of Los Angeles enjoying a beverage with a friend. A disheveled gentleman came up to me and said he was conducting a survey. And by disheveled I mean a Hot Mess. I thought to myself,...
by dwayneperkins | May 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
I can’t believe I forgot to tell this story earlier. I was recently sitting in coach on a packed plane before takeoff. As I walked out of the bathroom after my customary pre-takeoff tinkle, who do I see walking down the aisle toward me?; none other than Hip Hop God,...
by dwayneperkins | May 21, 2009 | Uncategorized
Time and time again we hear the phrase,”in these economic times.”, it’s quite lame because it’s an innocuous statement that does nothing to hint or capture how we got here. It’s like a friend who crashed your car and refers to it as “that time your car was crashed.”...
by dwayneperkins | May 20, 2009 | Uncategorized
Remarkably, someone at Telesis Bank read my recent blog about their Twitter account (Twitter Quitter) and responded to me! How’s that for customer service. He wasn’t even a tad bit upset at my subtle dig at them for having a Twitter account. He was upbeat and...
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