I’m Not a Biter…

I have had some major work done to my teeth, my two front teeth at that. It wasn’t a Hollywood vanity move. Many moons ago, I collided with a friend while playing basketball which left me with a hanging tooth. The dentist went all medieval on me and simply pushed the...

Relaxation Taxation

I don’t particularly like doing nothing. When you’re doing nothing, how do you know when you’re finished? 🙂 I’m more into doing nothing that looks like something more than I am into overtly doing nothing. I’ll “organize” my files while I watch a Law & Order...

Don’t Take Candy From Friends

I never like saying hello to someone I know when I see them totally out of context.  For instance, if I see someone I know from L.A. crossing the street in Germany and they don’t see me, I probably won’t say hello.  What are they doing all the way in Germany?  What if...

Twitter Quitter

So I needed to find the hours of a local credit union so I could deposit some sweet sweet cash. (Actually not cash but sweet sweet check doesn’t have the same ring.)I went to one credit union’s website and Lo And behold they have a twitter account…Huh? We’re talking a...

Bourgeois Peasant

This blog was warped from I’ve Gone Hollywood.I’m like a schizophrenic when it comes to spending. An examination of my spending would reveal immense frugality with odd splurging thrown in. For instance I have come up with a scheme to avoid putting stamps on letters....

Tastes Like Chicken

I pride myself on being a pretty accurate guy.  A person should only embellish when telling a funny story or when on stage, and even then with care and selectiveness. I think one should always be as accurate as possible.  My reasoning is hard to put in words but I...