by dwayneperkins | Oct 6, 2014 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles
It’s not news that we are in the “Me” era. We all have the option to only pay attention to the very specific things that interest us. So a pet enthusiast can surf the web for all things animal then tune into the Animal Channel and maybe peruse Pinterest and pin some...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 5, 2014 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I have a laundry room in my condo but I still boogie down to my local laundry mat from time to time. This may be inconceivable for some but I’d rather schlep and pay more than wait even 1 rinse cycle for a machine. Plus, this laundry mat is in a fairly pristine part...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 2, 2014 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I had an invigorating workout at one of the many LA Fitness establishments I’ve been known to frequent. I really don’t frequent any particular one. I share the wealth depending on where the wind takes me. Today it was lovely East Pasadena. I did the scientific 7...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 30, 2014 | Living In Los Angeles, World Travels
So I hopped a bus at the Toronto airport. When a city goes through the trouble of providing hassle free public transportation to and from the airport, I oblige them. It’s a great way to get a feel for a city. It’s also a good way to shake the tourist smell off you....
by dwayneperkins | Jun 6, 2014 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I was actually the first person I ever heard say “Ninja Please.” I know many have since and maybe I wasn’t “thee” first but I was the first “I” heard. I used the term back in the nineties when you was all, “what’s email?”, “page me.” And I was all “How much does that...
by dwayneperkins | May 1, 2014 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I went to a commercial audition today in my pajamas. For the record, I don’t condone leaving the house in your PJs. I also can’t cosign on showing up at any hotel’s continental breakfast in your “jams.” I mean, even sweatpants are barely acceptable, barely. No one...
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