by dwayneperkins | Oct 11, 2014 | Funny Editorials, World Travels
Lately I’ve been humming the melody to “Glory Glory Hallelujah.” I say the melody because the words I’ve been mumbling are actually “Glory Glory Man. United,”* A take off of the popular song replaced with the name of the world’s most known soccer team. (people not...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 6, 2014 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles
It’s not news that we are in the “Me” era. We all have the option to only pay attention to the very specific things that interest us. So a pet enthusiast can surf the web for all things animal then tune into the Animal Channel and maybe peruse Pinterest and pin some...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 1, 2014 | Funny Editorials, New York I Love You, World Travels
Whilst traversing the lovely city that is Toronto, I noticed a pizza chain called “Boston Pizza.” It’s a Canadian chain with several locations in the states. The reason I imagine they have only several US locales is because in the states Boston isn’t known for it’s...
by dwayneperkins | May 1, 2014 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I went to a commercial audition today in my pajamas. For the record, I don’t condone leaving the house in your PJs. I also can’t cosign on showing up at any hotel’s continental breakfast in your “jams.” I mean, even sweatpants are barely acceptable, barely. No one...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 10, 2014 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Well, that is until you get go over there. This is one of the most famous idioms and still we can’t stop our heads from pivoting ever so slightly to see what the next guy/girl/family is doing, driving,...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 18, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories
I recently wrote a blog about how my 1st computer wasn’t on the Internet. That’s unimaginable now. Like how before refrigeration people had blocks of ice delivered to their homes. There use to be an ice delivery guy! I’m sure in every town the ice guy had an ice...
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