by dwayneperkins | Apr 1, 2014 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
Somewhere along the line in Stand-up Comedy, someone did a joke that required a rim shot but there was no drummer present. So instead of giving the drummer some that comedian said “try the veal,” and a staple was born. I’ve said it dozens of...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 29, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
Sometimes the spectacular is cloaked in normalcy. For instance, every girl I’ve ever dated was the cutest and most adorable in the times when she wasn’t trying to be. There’s something about someone just being that is fun to watch. Endearing even. Which is why...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 25, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
This Christmas finds me very happy to be with family and proud of my family for our new approach to the holiday. Christmas is a time of giving but give too much and you bring in new debts into the new year. You never heard about the Wise Men running up their Visas...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 19, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
I’m a professional Stand-up Comic. Which means I’m in the business of making people laugh. What it really means is I work in Food and Beverage. I have a gut feeling that we all work in Food and Beverage in some way but I’m not prepared to build that argument up. ...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 25, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
A few weeks ago I did a show in a living room. A fancy living room but a living room nonetheless. Obviously , it was a private show. Although, the thought of someone having the gall to turn their living room into a comedy club does bring me joy. La Casa De Jokes:...
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