by dwayneperkins | Sep 8, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels
I’m sitting in a hip coffee shop in the Haight Asbury section of San Francisco. I caught some flack for being in a city as “Peace and Love” as San Fran and going to Starbucks. Guilty as charged but convenience is America’s number one vice and I am American after all....
by dwayneperkins | Sep 7, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels
Okay fine it was Sunday but I don’t know any songs about being in the Park on Sunday. I was gigging at the legendary Punchline in San Francisco this weekend. My hotel was just a few blocks from China Town. Time for a Dim Sum Run Run….A Dim Sum Run. On my...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 5, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels
I love the fact that Los Angeles buses have a bike rack in the front of them. For no additional cost you can plop your bike unto the front of the bus and you, and your ride, can ride to your location. Great for bike riders needing to go long distances. Bad for the...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 4, 2009 | Funny Editorials
It’s official. I think we need to add a missing girl segment to the news. People seem to need updates on missing girls as much as they need to know if they need to bring a sweater to work or what the score was last night. Our lost girl appetite is insatiable. We’re...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 24, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You
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by dwayneperkins | Aug 21, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I recently moved. In the spirit of MSTs (Money Saving Techniques), I figured I would buy a used fridge…As long as it gets cold, right? I love how on MTV Cribs some rapper or athlete will have a stainless steel monstrosity of a fridge (SSMF) that cost more than my...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 24, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels
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by dwayneperkins | Jul 23, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I recently went to a friend’s house that had a pretty snazzy security system. If the front door was opened a voice would say “The Front Door.” If the patio was door was opened the voice would say “Patio Door.” I’m not sure I would want this system. It gives you just...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 9, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
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by dwayneperkins | Jul 6, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories
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