by dwayneperkins | Oct 2, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
It’s always cool to see the people you saw on your outbound flight, on your returning flight. It’s not cosmic but it sort of builds community. Albeit in your mind. DWAYNE’S MIND: There’s a person who agrees that a 4 day stint in Albuquerque is...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 30, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, World Travels
So I ran into an old friend of mine in Kentucky. Actually he’s a friend and long time supporter. My friend Michael Blowen used to write for the Boston Globe and during my Boston years he actually gave me quite a bit of ink. And for people born after 1988, no...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 25, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I was sitting in the window seat on a plane yesterday. A woman with two children sat behind me. I usually go to sleep before take off so my eyes were closed. I didn’t use my innate Jedi skills to ascertain there was a woman with kids behind me. No, her...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 21, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I just spent a few days in the fine state of Kentucky. Good times. And for all my New York and LA people who think there’s nothing to do in other parts of the country…you’re right. But there’s nothing to do in New York or LA either. When you...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 18, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels
Hopefully, you are like me and you love those Sonic restaurant commercials. Those guys crack me up. Living in LA, you don’t see too many Sonics. In fact the closest one is in Anaheim some 30 miles away from Hollywood. So when I checked into my hotel in Lexington...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 16, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I was recently in….(sarcastic drumroll please)….Starbucks. QSN: I realize my blog is way too cool (hopefully) for The Bucks to be my headquarters. If it makes it better I have found a new hip artsy coffee shop called Swork that I will be splitting my time...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 15, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You
So I’m in the Bucks rocking a Triple 5 Soul Shirt. Triple 5 Soul makes quintessential hip hip-hop/ skateboard wear. Although now I have moved on to Teruo gear. My Compliments Per Wear (CPW) are about 40% higher with Teruo shirts then they are with 555 Soul...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 13, 2009 | Funny Editorials
Today marked the first full day of the 09 Football Schedule. People have been gearing up for this for the past few weeks. Fantasy Football leagues have had drafts, favorite beer mugs have been polished, flat screens have been purchased. And how did I kick off the...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 9, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I was walking along Haight St. in San Francisco playing an involuntary game called “Dodge The Panhandlers Who Look Broke By Choice.” I’m actually pretty good at it. I don’t have an extra cig, as I don’t smoke and they always ask for “spare” change....
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