Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

Passing the Bucks

by | Nov 28, 2009 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

Here’s an excerpt of a conversation I heard between two Starbucks workers in New York. WORKER 1: Yo, you know Sam is allergic to mocha right? WORKER 2: Word? WORKER 1: Yeah he can’t even touch it or he’ll break out, yo. WORKER 2: Word? WORKER 1: But...

Make That Change

by | Nov 25, 2009 | Funny Editorials, World Travels

I recently spent a few days in jolly old London. I must admit, even this native New Yorker had to adjust to London’s speed. I wouldn’t say it’s New York on steroids. More like New York on creatine and protein shakes. What is on steroids is the pound...

Oh U Oh the Sweetest Day

by | Oct 16, 2009 | Funny Editorials, World Travels

I’m in a Walgreens in Chicago…. and I see all these hearts and candy and such in the Promotional aisle. Pretty early jump on Valentine’s day, no? I mean you still have Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas coming down the pike. Turns out the stuff...

Five, Six, Seven, Eight…

by | Oct 13, 2009 | Living In Los Angeles

So I went to do a Drenched Cardio class aka Tae-Bo class.  They don’t like you to say Tae-Bo but it’s many of the people from the old Tae-Bo class doing moves almost identical to the moves we did in Taebo with Billy Blank’s brother Michael leading...

Ricky Don’t Lose That Number

by | Oct 12, 2009 | Funny Editorials

Now, with cell phones, it’s a lot harder to not give someone your number. Now, they want you to call them on the spot because God forbid they have a pen and write down their number. So a person who’s barely email worthy, has your number. The only thing you...
Actor website design by ActorGear