by dwayneperkins | Jan 12, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
One key to success is to multiply yourself. You can’t be in two places at the same time, yet, but you can collaborate, delegate and multi-task. Until Best Buy sells cloning machines the aforementioned tactics are the ways to get more life bang for your buck....
by dwayneperkins | Jan 7, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
California’s Venice Beach has become so overrun with guys selling their home made music CDs that I’m now contemplating wearing my own gaudy over sized headphones when I go there so I look like I’m selling my CD as well. It’s like the night of...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 4, 2010 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
I was in a crammed Borders Cafe in New York City. Getting a seat, like many things in New York, was a struggle. The line to order felt like college orientation. Look to your left and then to your right, one of you will not be getting a seat. Like a massive game of...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 2, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels
Happy New Year everyone. Remember, what you make of this year, the relationships you strengthen or disband, the work you do, the lessons you learn are all infinitely more important than where you were when the new year came in. People feel that whatever they’re...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 30, 2009 | Funny Editorials
When in doubt, I think any singer should bring in a black gospel choir, or African singers to sing back-up. Gotta a so-so song? Bring in the Chicago Mass Choir to belt out the la la la’s. Now you have a mild hit. Gotta hit record? Let some black women in kente...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 28, 2009 | Uncategorized
Thanks for visiting the official Blog site of comedian Dwayne Perkins. I like to think of my blog as Hot Chocolate for the Mind. I plan on making 2010 my most prolific year to date. I look forward to having you with me every step of the way. I hope to see you at...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 27, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I’m sitting there stressing out about buying Christmas presents and doing all the dirty work my non-existent assistant should be doing; Updating my calendar, adding people on Facebook, ignoring people on Linkedin.* Anyhoo, I’m expeditiously plowing through...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 17, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, New York I Love You
I had a blast in England and it dawned on me that Jolly old England is similar to my hometown of Coney Island(CI). QSN: Coney Island is actually a peninsula but it’s hard to move shirts that say “Coney Peninsula” on them. Similar in that little places sometimes...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 15, 2009 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels
So I ran into a post office last week and a UPS guy came in after me making a delivery…to the Post Office! Is that legal?…In bad taste? Someone had UPS deliver to their PO Box. It’s fair to say the Post Office workers were a tad bit perturbed. I had...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 4, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You
I’m going to an event tonight where I’m one of the invited Red Carpet guests. It’s a party for the Junior membership of the Hollywood Radio and Television Society. I’ve always been fascinated by how people react to Red Carpets. Take a...
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