by dwayneperkins | Feb 19, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories
So I saw this report on the pop group Abba recently. Their effect on the world is legendary. Their music? But I come to praise Abba not to bury them. My foot taps when an Abba song comes on (I was going to say “just as much as the next guy”, but what if the next guy...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
Recently on the Today show I saw a DNA expert telling famous people their lineage history. Minus the crystal ball, scarves and sage, it was a lot like a psychic reading. At least with a psychic reading, time will prove whether Madame Lenora is right or wrong. With DNA...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 9, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories
I saw a guy on The Today show on NBC telling another guy how to approach women. He told him to have good posture and walk into a room like he owns it. Bad Boy Swagger in a box. No doubt women like a confident man. I also recently had a group of women tell me the top...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 8, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, World Travels
Many people will take the emergency exit row for extra leg room. The qualifications for said leg room? 1.Get to the airport early enough to snag one. 2.Say yes when the flight attendant asks you if you’ll be willing to open the door, in case of an unplanned mass...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 5, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
So I just saw a woman on the Today show giving tips for how to eat this Super Bowl Sunday without taking in too many calories. The segment was called Game Plan For Super Bowl Eating. Game plan?! I’m telling you if we keep having people tell us things we already...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 4, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Funny Video Clips
A few months back I wrote blogs about sitting in a park in San Francisco’s China town and about a guy typing outside on a typewriter on a elementary school desk. I was in San Fran performing at the famous Punch Line Comedy Club. But What I didn’t mention...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 29, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles
I recently moved so I rented the movie Home Alone to get some tips on boobie trapping my place. I can’t afford a high-tech direct link to the police station alarm system but maybe I can rig up a hot tar and feather trap for would be robbers. The crazy thing is,...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 27, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
So, last week Wednesday I successfully traveled back in time. Without the aid of a flux capacitor or a magical phone booth I warped back to 1994. Before I get a bunch of emails and phone calls from jealous scientists looking to steal my time travel patent, let me...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 19, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I like a pretty girl as much as the next guy but this thing of casting way too young women to play older roles is getting ridiculous. I keep seeing TV mothers who look 4 years older than their supposed daughters. It’s a mind screw. Obviously, to get on TV,...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 15, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
So last weekend I spent some time walking through a very quaint outside mall. (When I say oxy, you say Moron…Oxy…Moron,Oxy…Moron) That’s right I used quaint and mall in the same sentence. The people who build malls have co-opted quaintness. The...
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