by dwayneperkins | Apr 5, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
Okay now that I’ve got your attention let me explain the title of this blog. It’s not that Black people can’t dance. We can, especially yours truly. I just think this consensus that white people can’t dance is wrong. QSN: As with any...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 25, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories
How come cops in movies are always being threatened by higher ups that if they don’t get their act together they’ll be writing parking tickets. Wouldn’t a safe job like writing tickets be a welcomed departure from being shot at? Shouldn’t it...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 24, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
A few days ago I was on parked on Sunset Blvd sifting through my mobile closet I call my car trunk. At any point, I have enough clothes in my trunk to go and start a new life somewhere else. Roll into a new town with just the clothes on my back…and in my...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
In show business it behooves you to make as few enemies as possible. Rap music being the lone exception. In rap, a well calculated rhyming war of words can translate into millions. In life in general it makes sense not to burn bridges. Seems like a good idea at...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 12, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
As luck would have it some friends of mine scored some Jay-Z tickets and invited me to accompany them to his show. As Poetic Justice would have it the show in question is in New York. To say I’m stoked about the show would be an understatement. But still, I keep...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 5, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
So I’m at my gym the other day and I got an offer that I could resist. A girl from the tanning salon in the same strip mall as my gym was handing out half-off coupons. As she handed it to me I of course laughed and thought to myself,the tanning promotion...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 3, 2010 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
A few weeks ago I found myself in a Mcdonald’s in New York City at 2am. Not my proudest moment or the best way to treat myself but the Golden Arches beckoned me. The Apple Pocket tastes better at 2am (pie is something you eat with a fork.) In fact, as the night...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 1, 2010 | Funny Editorials
I’m done with honey that doesn’t come in a bottle shaped like a bear. Honey in a regular jar just doesn’t cut it for me anymore. Give me a bear or give me sugar. Besides the obvious perk of pretending the bear can talk and chopping it up with him...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 26, 2010 | Funny Editorials
If you’re like me, you have certain professions that you just get along with and others that you clash with. It’s implausible that it could hold true across the board but, with rare exceptions, I don’t get along with librarians. We suffer each other...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 23, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
A few nights ago, while driving down Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles, I saw two cops, pulled over, and questioning Jesus. I assume it wasn’t THE Jesus but then again you never know. Hollywood is littered with look-a-likes who, for a nominal fee, will take a...
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