by dwayneperkins | May 8, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
I’m completely addicted to watching freestyle rap battles on youtube. I’m talking hours of fun. I think rappers don’t do anything anymore unless there’s a camera pointing at them… RAPPER: Yo this is MC Killa Fo Life and I’m just here fishing with my dad. You know...
by dwayneperkins | May 7, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories
no time like the present to messed with a 30 day blog-a-thon tell your mom it’s on and your Nan just ran to put her glasses on turning non-believers into avid readers girlfriends waving hands like “you gotta see this” laugh and bend, abdomen feels like a thousand knee...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 27, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
So I was recently in a Rite Aide in Hollywood California. While spanning the aisles for travel sized lotion bottles and floss I spied a girl getting ready in the beauty aisle. She was full on dolling up for the night right there in Rite Aid. Is it shoplifting if...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 22, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
So my tour of the quaintest coffee shops in America continues. I recently found a little jewel of a place in New York City called Starbucks. I think it may really catch on. Even the other one directly across the street seemed delightful. The woman in front of me...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 19, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories
Well, not exactly but it does get me amped. I’m not suggesting we censor rap or anything but we should be mindful. Words are powerful. Words spoken over a beat by someone with charisma and swagger are potent. I recently quoted Notorious B.I.G. in a blog. To...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
So, as my faithful readers know, I’m in week 3 of the P90X workout program. It feels like a fraternity with P90 folks sharing a bond forged in sweat affectionately called “X” by us in the fraternal order. I don’t usually take to groups. I...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 15, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles
Have you ever gone into a place of business and seen head shots on the wall? Now, have you ever noticed anyone of the people in those head shots? My recognition percentage has to be less than 10% and I’m in show business. It’s like the wall of your local...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 14, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
So I recently started doing the P90X workout routine. I was a fan of the infomercial but was resigned to watching the commercial and picking up a few moves. So my workout was P90X inspired. But Santa Claus was very good to me on my birthday. What? You thought Santa...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 8, 2010 | Funny Editorials, New York I Love You
I recently shot an independent movie in a cemetery. I wrote a blog about it, like to hear it? Here it goes, “Rest In Plush.” The cemetery was more like a park, well kept, lush and breezy. A real mystery as there was no breeze outside the cemetery. Not sure if the...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 6, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I recently acted in a funeral scene in an indie movie that was shot at The Hollywood Forever Cemetery. This cemetery is stunning. Most cemeteries are serene. It falls in line with the whole rest in peace thing. But the people in this cemetery are not only resting in...
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