by dwayneperkins | Oct 23, 2005 | Uncategorized
I recently did a show with a friend of mine. He set up the gig and I was just happy for the extra change. We get to the gig to find out it’s outside at a fair and there are kids running around all over the place. Doing a stand-up comedy show outside, at a fair with...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 7, 2005 | Uncategorized
An old college buddy of mine recently emailed me with an odd admission. A few years back I was in a GE commercial where I played a doctor who goes to Africa with a portable ultrasound machine and helps the natives in need of high tech western medicine. I actually did...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 29, 2005 | Uncategorized
I was recently doing an IBM photo shoot. Not Bragging that’s just my life. We had a break and I walk out in my IBM business casual attire and see the rapper The Game hanging out right outside of the studio. I gave The Game a slight nod. I didn’t want to come off as a...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 18, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m walking along Hermosa Beach. Some teenagers skateboard by with battery powered skateboards. Each skateboard motor is attached to a long wire that I’m guessing controls acceleration. A couple is walking in front of me. The guy looks like a thirty something...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 28, 2005 | Uncategorized
I dropped off some stuff at Goodwill today. One man’s junk is another man’s junk. Except the second guy pays for it. I usually don’t condone this sort of thing, but I think it would be great to steal from the Goodwill. Don’t get your pants in a bunch. I’m not saying...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 17, 2005 | Uncategorized
Here’s an excerpt from a conversation I recently overheard in a Los Angeles coffee shop. Both women were white. Women 1: I bet you were Asian-Pacific in your past life. Women 2: Actually, I think I was black in my previous life. Women 1: What makes you say that? Women...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 27, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m riding in my homey Dan’s car. At a red light we look over and see some friends. Now, one kinda cool thing that happens in LA from time to time is that you see people you know in traffic. It’s actually not that random or special but your mind always tells you...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 9, 2005 | Uncategorized
I flew Southwest from LAX to Vegas. Southwest is so low budget the male flight attendant was not gay. He was like some tatted up bald headed guy named Mel who looked like he was on work release. I guess Southwest just isn’t fierce enough.
by dwayneperkins | May 30, 2005 | Uncategorized
The other day I changed in my car (not too uncommon for the actor on the go) and drove off. While driving, I felt pebbles or something in my pant legs. So I immediately get the itchies. Is it a bug? Are there hundreds of little peebles or bugs on my legs right now?...
by dwayneperkins | May 12, 2005 | Uncategorized
My dentist tells his assistant to put water in my mouth. She puts a tiny hose in my mouth and the stream of water begins to flow. Ten seconds later he tells her to add suction. So she puts a little vacuum tube in my mouth that begins to suck out the water. Well what...
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