Secondhand Dance

I dropped off some stuff at Goodwill today. One man’s junk is another man’s junk. Except the second guy pays for it. I usually don’t condone this sort of thing, but I think it would be great to steal from the Goodwill. Don’t get your pants in a bunch. I’m not saying take from the needy. It’s a two-parter. After you steal it, you come back and “donate” it.

Goodwill guy: That’s odd. This is the second pair of leather skin leopard print MC Hammer pants we got in this week.

You: That’s weird. You know there were only three of these made in the whole world? What are the odds?! Maybe you should play Lotto tonight… oh yeah… make that tax deduction form out to…

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