by dwayneperkins | Nov 2, 2006 | Uncategorized
I recently saw a very scary billboard while driving in central Pennsylvania. There was a picture of a diamond necklace and the copy read “How much did his last shot gun cost?” His last shot gun?! How many guns does a person need? I guess this sign’s purpose is to...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 8, 2006 | Uncategorized
I was walking on Larchmont Ave. in the Larchmont section of Los Angeles. The 3 block stretch is probably the quaintest section of the whole city. It’s a place where people walk around with Yoga mats as if they were brief cases. I counted 6 mats in a 10 minute span but...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 28, 2006 | Uncategorized
I recently performed at Gettysburg College in Gettysburg PA. Yes, that Gettysburg. ( Four score and seven years ago, Gettysburg). I stayed in the Gettysburg hotel, established in 1787! Sadly, it’s a part of the Best Western chain now. The show went well but afterwards...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 18, 2006 | Uncategorized
I was about to get in my car when I saw what looked like a rat scurrying from under my car. I took a step back ready to engage in full flight or full fight. Where are my numchucks when I need them?! As I stood at the ready, I looked down again and noticed it was only...
by dwayneperkins | May 12, 2006 | Uncategorized
I was walking down Wilshire Blvd. in Santa Monica California when I heard what sounded like a symphony. I looked around for the live band or orchestra that must have been playing in a nearby building. With no buildings nearby with that “Jam Session in Session” look, I...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 2, 2006 | Uncategorized
This blog may cost me some future endorsement deals…but if the eight of you who read my blog keep this under wraps, I should be okay.I think we can all agree that Dasani is the most awful tasting bottled water ever. I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure that pee...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 28, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m walking in New York’s Upper East Side. I pass a bunch of white kids in a circle rapping and beat boxing. In the rap world that’s called a cypher. Now there’s nothing too strange about white kids rapping. But these were like prep school, Abercrombie wearing, trust...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 1, 2005 | Uncategorized
A wedding is the ultimate killer of rocky relationships. A couple that attends a wedding can’t help but look at each other and ask “Maybe us?” If the answer is yes, then someone is going to start dropping hints. If the answer is “Hell to the Naw”, then cue the fat...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 23, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s hard to be original on any airplane topic so this blog entry will just have to fall short on originality. I just got off a plane and once again I was sitting on the side with absolutely no view. I fly into NYC once a month but somehow I see Manhattan from the sky...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 9, 2005 | Uncategorized
I recently went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC. I don’t know why but I always seem to go to museums on a completely empty, haven’t eaten in six hours, stomach. It makes for interesting viewing. It’s hard to focus or enjoy anything because you can hardly...
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