by dwayneperkins | Jun 26, 2007 | Uncategorized
I want to buy a pair of sneakers with the roller blade wheels built in. I know, I know…I’m too old to be gliding across Starbucks. But I’m not “break your hip if you fall” old. I probably should get in some more tumbles before tripping becomes a death sentence....
by dwayneperkins | Jun 20, 2007 | Uncategorized
I can’t believe how many Michael’s craft stores there are in the country. It seems like every strip mall I find myself in has one. I didn’t know America was so crafty. I guess housewives use the time I use blogging to scrapbook and knit. But there’s also a clothing...
by dwayneperkins | May 29, 2007 | Uncategorized
I returned to my car after visiting a friend to find that I couldn’t find my keys.After an extensive search of his place and the perimeter of my car, I could only conclude that I maybe left the keys in the door and someone had them.I never lock my keys in the car...
by dwayneperkins | May 21, 2007 | Uncategorized
I was on a plane and before take off they said “It’s against federal regulations to tamper with, disable or destroy airplane bathroom fire detectors.” Okay….don’t you have to tamper with something to disable it. Furthermore, if you destroy something it’s pretty safe...
by dwayneperkins | May 16, 2007 | Uncategorized
Why is Dwayne Wade so pressed to be in Charles Barkley’s 5?! more importantly What’s up Charles’ ass that he can’t add one of the NBA’s best to his five? even more importantly What exactly is a five? Then again, I’m the guy who...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 28, 2007 | Uncategorized
I watched Star Wars Episode 2: “Attack of the Clones” again this week. It’s my favorite of the prequels. No hate mail please. I’m sure your favorite is good too and you have compelling reasons why. The one thought I kept having through the movie was “How come they...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 16, 2007 | Uncategorized
The song “Throw Some D’s on that Bitch” is my new favorite guilty pleasure. And now that Kanye West is on the remix, it’s on for real. The original song was about putting- excuse me- throwing rims on a car (twenty inch rims to be exact) Kanye’s verse is about girls...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 2, 2007 | Uncategorized
Recently, I spend a few days in the Grange hotel in Toronto. I found this jewel on hotels.com it was the cheapest place that had all the amenities I wanted (mainly parking and internet.) The place was great. But I definitely got the feel that this was an apartment...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 4, 2007 | Uncategorized
There’s a radio station in Los Angeles that’s encouraging people to call in and say what resolutions they’ve already broken. It’s one of these Jack stations. They play what they want. They take no requests. Don’t even think about making a request. Somehow they still...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 8, 2006 | Uncategorized
Can we please not get too ahead of ourselves with the whole auto-flushing toilets? I’m all for them but please leave the manual flush option. More and more I’m running into toilets, with no manual flush, that flush when they want to. The problem is when they want to...
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