Round Mound of Rebound

Why is Dwayne Wade so pressed to be in Charles Barkley’s 5?!

more importantly

What’s up Charles’ ass that he can’t add one of the NBA’s best to his five?

even more importantly

What exactly is a five?

Then again, I’m the guy who never understood why the rabbit couldn’t have any Trix. It was his damn cereal. He was on the cover for crying out loud. That would be like banning Oprah from reading the ‘O’ magazine.

I’m actually not allowed to look at my blog page. So let’s keep this between us.