Holy Water

This blog may cost me some future endorsement deals…but if the eight of you who read my blog keep this under wraps, I should be okay.

I think we can all agree that Dasani is the most awful tasting bottled water ever. I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure that pee tastes better than Dasani. I guess I could prove it but I’m just not that committed to science. Shame on Coca Cola for muscling their way into the bottled water game and bringing to the table such a horrible product to boot. I’m sure Coke has the money to buy out a smaller company that makes better tasting water. I’m just a bit perturbed because it seems Dasani is taking over everywhere I go. It’s the only water my gym sells and more and more airport shops have only Dasani.

Upside, Coca Cola is saving me money. I used to buy a bottle of ridiculously marked up water at the airport for every flight I took. Now I just bum a cup of water from an airport restaurant. I figure the tap water from the airport can only be as bad as Dasani but not worst. If I ever go to Mexico and the only water available is Dasani, I’m drinking the Mexican water. Viva La runs!

I can’t believe I just wrote a rant about bottled water. If my friends from Brooklyn could see me now…

8 thoughts on “Holy Water

  1. Anonymous

    you should get yo a$$ kicked rughtnow

  2. Anonymous

    you should get yo ass kick’d right now

  3. Anonymous

    Never tried the stuff. I like my bottled water to come from the Alps, or from a Scottish spring.

    If I want tap water that’s been tampered with, I can do that myself.

  4. Anonymous

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  5. Anonymous

    yeah fa’real

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  7. Anonymous

    Wow!! Somebody else actually agrees that Dasani water tastes horrible! I’ve had arguments about this. I think it’s the fact that there’s sodium in it… Zephryhills doesn’t have that, neither does Aquafina. It should just be 0% everything..except for water…ummm.yeah. Glad I got that off my chest. Your very very funny btw.

  8. Anonymous

    its only drinkable cold.

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