by dwayneperkins | May 9, 2005 | Uncategorized
I was on the downtown 6 train in New York City. A couple sat in the 2-seater bench near the end of the subway car. The woman was crying. The man, trying to console her, pulled out a tissue and went to wipe her eyes. Maybe he was heavy handed or maybe the train jerked...
by dwayneperkins | May 5, 2005 | Uncategorized
In a span of 10 minutes 3 different groups of young men came on the Subway in NYC and announced they were selling candy to raise money for their high school. These schools really need better funding. Can we really expect these kids to perform well in school and peddle...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 28, 2005 | Uncategorized
There’s a retirement home in Westwood California whose slogan is “Adventures in Senior Living.” Not to be ageist or anything but what adventures do they have in mind. The mad dash to the Jello table? Senior Macarena night? A denture treasure hunt? I’m not saying...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 24, 2005 | Uncategorized
As a cool down to a very exhilarating Tae-Bo class (that’s not the joke 😐 ), the teacher broke into the Electric Slide. Also known as the Bus Stop. He didn’t really explain it but it was fun watching all the people who didn’t know how to do it fall over themselves....
by dwayneperkins | Apr 21, 2005 | Uncategorized
I did a show for a biblical college last week. Keep it clean young man. The show was in a big banquet hall at a country club. The president of the school prayed for the students right before I performed. In the adjacent hall a huge party was going on. So, as the...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 9, 2005 | Uncategorized
I went to a bar last week with some friends. As a non-drinker, I always feel a little out of place. Luckily this place had Funky Monkey, my favorite bar video game of all time. What bars don’t make from me on drinks they more then make up for with Funky Monkey. I...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 15, 2005 | Uncategorized
I think we need some legislation to limit how many songs a person can play on a jukebox. I was in a bar playing my favorite bar game ‘Funky Monkey’ and my friend played over 30 songs on the Jukebox. That’s complete B.S. At that point you should just rent...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 11, 2005 | Uncategorized
Jukeboxes should tell you how long you’re going to have to wait to hear your songs. I refuse to leave a place until the songs I paid for play. I don’t care how boring it is or how tired I am. Even if the place catches on fire I’ll hang out by the door, trying to hear...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 4, 2005 | Uncategorized
So I’m in the chair getting oral surgery. It’s as bad as it sounds. The guy is to cut bone from behind my molar and move it to my front gums. All this and I’m wide awake. Luckily for me, they gave me an I-Pod loaded with the Beatles’ greatest hits. I could barely hear...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 3, 2005 | Uncategorized
We’ve all had that friend over our house or on the phone we just couldn’t get rid of. And no matter how many hints you dropped they just didn’t get it. Well, one day you find yourself in a situation and realize you’re that person. It’s terrifying when you realize your...
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