by dwayneperkins | Oct 23, 2005 | Uncategorized
I recently did a show with a friend of mine. He set up the gig and I was just happy for the extra change. We get to the gig to find out it’s outside at a fair and there are kids running around all over the place. Doing a stand-up comedy show outside, at a fair with...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 7, 2005 | Uncategorized
An old college buddy of mine recently emailed me with an odd admission. A few years back I was in a GE commercial where I played a doctor who goes to Africa with a portable ultrasound machine and helps the natives in need of high tech western medicine. I actually did...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 29, 2005 | Uncategorized
I was recently doing an IBM photo shoot. Not Bragging that’s just my life. We had a break and I walk out in my IBM business casual attire and see the rapper The Game hanging out right outside of the studio. I gave The Game a slight nod. I didn’t want to come off as a...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 18, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m walking along Hermosa Beach. Some teenagers skateboard by with battery powered skateboards. Each skateboard motor is attached to a long wire that I’m guessing controls acceleration. A couple is walking in front of me. The guy looks like a thirty something...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 28, 2005 | Uncategorized
I dropped off some stuff at Goodwill today. One man’s junk is another man’s junk. Except the second guy pays for it. I usually don’t condone this sort of thing, but I think it would be great to steal from the Goodwill. Don’t get your pants in a bunch. I’m not saying...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 17, 2005 | Uncategorized
Here’s an excerpt from a conversation I recently overheard in a Los Angeles coffee shop. Both women were white. Women 1: I bet you were Asian-Pacific in your past life. Women 2: Actually, I think I was black in my previous life. Women 1: What makes you say that? Women...
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