by dwayneperkins | May 12, 2006 | Uncategorized
I was walking down Wilshire Blvd. in Santa Monica California when I heard what sounded like a symphony. I looked around for the live band or orchestra that must have been playing in a nearby building. With no buildings nearby with that “Jam Session in Session” look, I...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 2, 2006 | Uncategorized
This blog may cost me some future endorsement deals…but if the eight of you who read my blog keep this under wraps, I should be okay.I think we can all agree that Dasani is the most awful tasting bottled water ever. I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure that pee...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 28, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m walking in New York’s Upper East Side. I pass a bunch of white kids in a circle rapping and beat boxing. In the rap world that’s called a cypher. Now there’s nothing too strange about white kids rapping. But these were like prep school, Abercrombie wearing, trust...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 1, 2005 | Uncategorized
A wedding is the ultimate killer of rocky relationships. A couple that attends a wedding can’t help but look at each other and ask “Maybe us?” If the answer is yes, then someone is going to start dropping hints. If the answer is “Hell to the Naw”, then cue the fat...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 23, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s hard to be original on any airplane topic so this blog entry will just have to fall short on originality. I just got off a plane and once again I was sitting on the side with absolutely no view. I fly into NYC once a month but somehow I see Manhattan from the sky...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 9, 2005 | Uncategorized
I recently went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC. I don’t know why but I always seem to go to museums on a completely empty, haven’t eaten in six hours, stomach. It makes for interesting viewing. It’s hard to focus or enjoy anything because you can hardly...
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