Living In Los Angeles | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

Getting The Band Back Together

by dwayneperkins | Dec 27, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I’m sitting there stressing out about buying Christmas presents and doing all the dirty work my non-existent assistant should be doing; Updating my calendar, adding people on Facebook, ignoring people on Linkedin.* Anyhoo, I’m expeditiously plowing through...

Flying Carpet

by dwayneperkins | Dec 4, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

I’m going to an event tonight where I’m one of the invited Red Carpet guests. It’s a party for the Junior membership of the Hollywood Radio and Television Society. I’ve always been fascinated by how people react to Red Carpets. Take a...

Five, Six, Seven, Eight…

by dwayneperkins | Oct 13, 2009 | Living In Los Angeles

So I went to do a Drenched Cardio class aka Tae-Bo class. They don’t like you to say Tae-Bo but it’s many of the people from the old Tae-Bo class doing moves almost identical to the moves we did in Taebo with Billy Blank’s brother Michael leading...

Wear It On Your Sleeve

by dwayneperkins | Sep 16, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I was recently in….(sarcastic drumroll please)….Starbucks. QSN: I realize my blog is way too cool (hopefully) for The Bucks to be my headquarters. If it makes it better I have found a new hip artsy coffee shop called Swork that I will be splitting my time...

Poland Spring

by dwayneperkins | Sep 15, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

So I’m in the Bucks rocking a Triple 5 Soul Shirt. Triple 5 Soul makes quintessential hip hip-hop/ skateboard wear. Although now I have moved on to Teruo gear. My Compliments Per Wear (CPW) are about 40% higher with Teruo shirts then they are with 555 Soul...

Peace, Love and Home Keys

by dwayneperkins | Sep 9, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I was walking along Haight St. in San Francisco playing an involuntary game called “Dodge The Panhandlers Who Look Broke By Choice.” I’m actually pretty good at it. I don’t have an extra cig, as I don’t smoke and they always ask for “spare” change....