Living In Los Angeles | Dwayne Perkins

I Reminisce, I Reminisce

by dwayneperkins | Sep 8, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

I’m sitting in a hip coffee shop in the Haight Asbury section of San Francisco. I caught some flack for being in a city as “Peace and Love” as San Fran and going to Starbucks. Guilty as charged but convenience is America’s number one vice and I am American after all....

Saturday, In The Park…

by dwayneperkins | Sep 7, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

Okay fine it was Sunday but I don’t know any songs about being in the Park on Sunday. I was gigging at the legendary Punchline in San Francisco this weekend. My hotel was just a few blocks from China Town. Time for a Dim Sum Run Run….A Dim Sum Run. On my...

A Ride For Your Ride

by dwayneperkins | Sep 5, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

I love the fact that Los Angeles buses have a bike rack in the front of them. For no additional cost you can plop your bike unto the front of the bus and you, and your ride, can ride to your location. Great for bike riders needing to go long distances. Bad for the...

Minty Breathe, Thus Said the Lord (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Aug 24, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

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So Take, This Broken Fridge (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Aug 21, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I recently moved. In the spirit of MSTs (Money Saving Techniques), I figured I would buy a used fridge…As long as it gets cold, right? I love how on MTV Cribs some rapper or athlete will have a stainless steel monstrosity of a fridge (SSMF) that cost more than my...

Ginger Fail (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jul 24, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

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