Living In Los Angeles | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

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Pull Over Jesus(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Feb 23, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

A few nights ago, while driving down Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles, I saw two cops, pulled over, and questioning Jesus. I assume it wasn’t THE Jesus but then again you never know. Hollywood is littered with look-a-likes who, for a nominal fee, will take a...

Home Alone, Not at Home

by dwayneperkins | Jan 29, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles

I recently moved so I rented the movie Home Alone to get some tips on boobie trapping my place. I can’t afford a high-tech direct link to the police station alarm system but maybe I can rig up a hot tar and feather trap for would be robbers. The crazy thing is,...

Back To The Future

by dwayneperkins | Jan 27, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So, last week Wednesday I successfully traveled back in time. Without the aid of a flux capacitor or a magical phone booth I warped back to 1994. Before I get a bunch of emails and phone calls from jealous scientists looking to steal my time travel patent, let me...

Damn Ma!

by dwayneperkins | Jan 19, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I like a pretty girl as much as the next guy but this thing of casting way too young women to play older roles is getting ridiculous. I keep seeing TV mothers who look 4 years older than their supposed daughters. It’s a mind screw. Obviously, to get on TV,...

Quaint For Hire

by dwayneperkins | Jan 15, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So last weekend I spent some time walking through a very quaint outside mall. (When I say oxy, you say Moron…Oxy…Moron,Oxy…Moron) That’s right I used quaint and mall in the same sentence. The people who build malls have co-opted quaintness. The...

Please Listen to My Demo (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jan 7, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

California’s Venice Beach has become so overrun with guys selling their home made music CDs that I’m now contemplating wearing my own gaudy over sized headphones when I go there so I look like I’m selling my CD as well. It’s like the night of...