Living In Los Angeles | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

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I Can Hear Sweat Trickling Down Your Cheek (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So, as my faithful readers know, I’m in week 3 of the P90X workout program. It feels like a fraternity with P90 folks sharing a bond forged in sweat affectionately called “X” by us in the fraternal order. I don’t usually take to groups. I...

You Oughta Be in Pictures (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 15, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles

Have you ever gone into a place of business and seen head shots on the wall? Now, have you ever noticed anyone of the people in those head shots? My recognition percentage has to be less than 10% and I’m in show business. It’s like the wall of your local...

After Before (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 14, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So I recently started doing the P90X workout routine. I was a fan of the infomercial but was resigned to watching the commercial and picking up a few moves. So my workout was P90X inspired. But Santa Claus was very good to me on my birthday. What? You thought Santa...

Rest In Plush(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 6, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I recently acted in a funeral scene in an indie movie that was shot at The Hollywood Forever Cemetery. This cemetery is stunning. Most cemeteries are serene. It falls in line with the whole rest in peace thing. But the people in this cemetery are not only resting in...

Touched By an Angel (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Mar 24, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

A few days ago I was on parked on Sunset Blvd sifting through my mobile closet I call my car trunk. At any point, I have enough clothes in my trunk to go and start a new life somewhere else. Roll into a new town with just the clothes on my back…and in my...

I Tan Corrected (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Mar 5, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So I’m at my gym the other day and I got an offer that I could resist. A girl from the tanning salon in the same strip mall as my gym was handing out half-off coupons. As she handed it to me I of course laughed and thought to myself,the tanning promotion...