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Dwayne Perkins

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3 Dollar Salt (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Oct 18, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles

I recently went to see the movie Salt. The 3 dollar movie theater by my place is a real deal. The hot dogs are $1. If you can wait a month or two after a movie is released to see it, the $3 movie can be a very enjoyable MST (Money Saving Technique.) And get this, the...

Sorry I Said Sorry(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Oct 6, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles

Not to sound like I’m offering up a strength disguised as a weakness, but I say sorry way too much. The odd thing is, although I’m quick to please and quick to alleviate other’s discomfort, I am definitely not afraid of confrontation. As a...

It’s Better to Give…(Funny blog from Comedy Central and NBC Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Sep 14, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I’m not sure if I meet more odd characters than most people or if I’m just more acutely aware of my encounters with them. I was recently in my home away from home. You might know it as Starbucks. QSN: For the record I do patronize local mom and pop coffee...

I’m Becoming A Stripper…(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jul 6, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny Technology Essays, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

My apologies for the sensational title. While the title is technically true, there won’t be ravenous cheering women flinging money at me any time soon. At least not in a public. I’m going to dig out an extra power outlet strip and start bringing it with me...

Root, Root Root For The Away Team…(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jun 30, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I recently went to see my beloved Yankees play the Dodgers in Dodger Stadium. I like the Dodgers but I love the Yankees. The Dodgers pulled a fast one and only offered the Yankee tickets as a part of a package. To see the one game I really cared about I had to buy...

Clean Up On Aisle Six

by dwayneperkins | Apr 27, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So I was recently in a Rite Aide in Hollywood California. While spanning the aisles for travel sized lotion bottles and floss I spied a girl getting ready in the beauty aisle. She was full on dolling up for the night right there in Rite Aid. Is it shoplifting if...