Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

Sonic Boom

by dwayneperkins | Sep 18, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

Hopefully, you are like me and you love those Sonic restaurant commercials. Those guys crack me up. Living in LA, you don’t see too many Sonics. In fact the closest one is in Anaheim some 30 miles away from Hollywood. So when I checked into my hotel in Lexington...

Wear It On Your Sleeve

by dwayneperkins | Sep 16, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I was recently in….(sarcastic drumroll please)….Starbucks. QSN: I realize my blog is way too cool (hopefully) for The Bucks to be my headquarters. If it makes it better I have found a new hip artsy coffee shop called Swork that I will be splitting my time...

Poland Spring

by dwayneperkins | Sep 15, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

So I’m in the Bucks rocking a Triple 5 Soul Shirt. Triple 5 Soul makes quintessential hip hip-hop/ skateboard wear. Although now I have moved on to Teruo gear. My Compliments Per Wear (CPW) are about 40% higher with Teruo shirts then they are with 555 Soul...

Peace, Love and Home Keys

by dwayneperkins | Sep 9, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I was walking along Haight St. in San Francisco playing an involuntary game called “Dodge The Panhandlers Who Look Broke By Choice.” I’m actually pretty good at it. I don’t have an extra cig, as I don’t smoke and they always ask for “spare” change....

I Reminisce, I Reminisce

by dwayneperkins | Sep 8, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

I’m sitting in a hip coffee shop in the Haight Asbury section of San Francisco. I caught some flack for being in a city as “Peace and Love” as San Fran and going to Starbucks. Guilty as charged but convenience is America’s number one vice and I am American after all....

Saturday, In The Park…

by dwayneperkins | Sep 7, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

Okay fine it was Sunday but I don’t know any songs about being in the Park on Sunday. I was gigging at the legendary Punchline in San Francisco this weekend. My hotel was just a few blocks from China Town. Time for a Dim Sum Run Run….A Dim Sum Run. On my...