by dwayneperkins | Aug 21, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I recently moved. In the spirit of MSTs (Money Saving Techniques), I figured I would buy a used fridge…As long as it gets cold, right? I love how on MTV Cribs some rapper or athlete will have a stainless steel monstrosity of a fridge (SSMF) that cost more than my...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 23, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I recently went to a friend’s house that had a pretty snazzy security system. If the front door was opened a voice would say “The Front Door.” If the patio was door was opened the voice would say “Patio Door.” I’m not sure I would want this system. It gives you just...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 9, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
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by dwayneperkins | Jun 10, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
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by dwayneperkins | Jun 9, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
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by dwayneperkins | Jun 6, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
The other day I walked into a bar/restaurant to meet some friends. On my way to my friends’ table I ran into another friend. I made a slight detour and stopped to chat for a sec with the friend I had bumped into. As we chatted some of her friends arrived....
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