Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

Stop, Collaborate & Listen

by dwayneperkins | Nov 3, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Funny Video Clips, World Travels

So I’m in Johannesburg, South Africa with my good friend David Kau. We’re at his house watching “South Africa’s Got Talent.” I never watch these kind of shows but when in Jo-Burg…Plus I was tired and jet lagged so a mind numbing talent show...

All I Really Want is A Little Bit

by dwayneperkins | Oct 14, 2009 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

Most cities will list museums and landmarks in their tourism brochures but they never list the true gift the city has to offer…People Watching. Any city worth it’s salt will provide quality people watching opportunities. But I haven’t come to tell...

Let’s Get Ready To Fumble

by dwayneperkins | Oct 6, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories

Watching non-boxers box may be the most fun a person can have. I recently watched Todd Bridges fight Vanilla Ice on youtube. You couldn’t write a funnier scenario. The first thing you realize is how tiring boxing is. Thirty seconds in and they’re both...

Where Are They Now

by dwayneperkins | Oct 2, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels

It’s always cool to see the people you saw on your outbound flight, on your returning flight. It’s not cosmic but it sort of builds community. Albeit in your mind. DWAYNE’S MIND: There’s a person who agrees that a 4 day stint in Albuquerque is...

I Get A Kick Out of You

by dwayneperkins | Sep 25, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels

I was sitting in the window seat on a plane yesterday. A woman with two children sat behind me. I usually go to sleep before take off so my eyes were closed. I didn’t use my innate Jedi skills to ascertain there was a woman with kids behind me. No, her...

Kentucky Derby-Less

by dwayneperkins | Sep 21, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

I just spent a few days in the fine state of Kentucky. Good times. And for all my New York and LA people who think there’s nothing to do in other parts of the country…you’re right. But there’s nothing to do in New York or LA either. When you...