Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

You Dropped The Ball on Me…Baby

by dwayneperkins | Jan 2, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels

Happy New Year everyone. Remember, what you make of this year, the relationships you strengthen or disband, the work you do, the lessons you learn are all infinitely more important than where you were when the new year came in. People feel that whatever they’re...

Getting The Band Back Together

by dwayneperkins | Dec 27, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I’m sitting there stressing out about buying Christmas presents and doing all the dirty work my non-existent assistant should be doing; Updating my calendar, adding people on Facebook, ignoring people on Linkedin.* Anyhoo, I’m expeditiously plowing through...

UPS Guy Goes Postal

by dwayneperkins | Dec 15, 2009 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels

So I ran into a post office last week and a UPS guy came in after me making a delivery…to the Post Office! Is that legal?…In bad taste? Someone had UPS deliver to their PO Box. It’s fair to say the Post Office workers were a tad bit perturbed. I had...

Flying Carpet

by dwayneperkins | Dec 4, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

I’m going to an event tonight where I’m one of the invited Red Carpet guests. It’s a party for the Junior membership of the Hollywood Radio and Television Society. I’ve always been fascinated by how people react to Red Carpets. Take a...

Passing the Bucks

by dwayneperkins | Nov 28, 2009 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

Here’s an excerpt of a conversation I heard between two Starbucks workers in New York. WORKER 1: Yo, you know Sam is allergic to mocha right? WORKER 2: Word? WORKER 1: Yeah he can’t even touch it or he’ll break out, yo. WORKER 2: Word? WORKER 1: But...

Lights, Camera, Action Heroes

by dwayneperkins | Nov 11, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

I use long airplane flights to see movies I wouldn’t watch in my regular life. If the movie is bad, no skin off my teeth as I didn’t pay to see it. If the movie is good, I’m pleasantly surprised and again I didn’t pay to see it. An 11 hour...