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Dwayne Perkins

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Dwayne Perkins To The Rescue (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Feb 4, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Funny Video Clips

A few months back I wrote blogs about sitting in a park in San Francisco’s China town and about a guy typing outside on a typewriter on a elementary school desk. I was in San Fran performing at the famous Punch Line Comedy Club. But What I didn’t mention...

Back To The Future

by dwayneperkins | Jan 27, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So, last week Wednesday I successfully traveled back in time. Without the aid of a flux capacitor or a magical phone booth I warped back to 1994. Before I get a bunch of emails and phone calls from jealous scientists looking to steal my time travel patent, let me...

Quaint For Hire

by dwayneperkins | Jan 15, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So last weekend I spent some time walking through a very quaint outside mall. (When I say oxy, you say Moron…Oxy…Moron,Oxy…Moron) That’s right I used quaint and mall in the same sentence. The people who build malls have co-opted quaintness. The...

Method Acting (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jan 12, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

One key to success is to multiply yourself. You can’t be in two places at the same time, yet, but you can collaborate, delegate and multi-task. Until Best Buy sells cloning machines the aforementioned tactics are the ways to get more life bang for your buck....

Please Listen to My Demo (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jan 7, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

California’s Venice Beach has become so overrun with guys selling their home made music CDs that I’m now contemplating wearing my own gaudy over sized headphones when I go there so I look like I’m selling my CD as well. It’s like the night of...

Sweet Diabetic

by dwayneperkins | Jan 4, 2010 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

I was in a crammed Borders Cafe in New York City. Getting a seat, like many things in New York, was a struggle. The line to order felt like college orientation. Look to your left and then to your right, one of you will not be getting a seat. Like a massive game of...