Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

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I Tan Corrected (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Mar 5, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So I’m at my gym the other day and I got an offer that I could resist. A girl from the tanning salon in the same strip mall as my gym was handing out half-off coupons. As she handed it to me I of course laughed and thought to myself,the tanning promotion...

Two All Beef Patties…(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Mar 3, 2010 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

A few weeks ago I found myself in a Mcdonald’s in New York City at 2am. Not my proudest moment or the best way to treat myself but the Golden Arches beckoned me. The Apple Pocket tastes better at 2am (pie is something you eat with a fork.) In fact, as the night...

Pull Over Jesus(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Feb 23, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

A few nights ago, while driving down Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles, I saw two cops, pulled over, and questioning Jesus. I assume it wasn’t THE Jesus but then again you never know. Hollywood is littered with look-a-likes who, for a nominal fee, will take a...

Abba Dabba Do

by dwayneperkins | Feb 19, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories

So I saw this report on the pop group Abba recently. Their effect on the world is legendary. Their music? But I come to praise Abba not to bury them. My foot taps when an Abba song comes on (I was going to say “just as much as the next guy”, but what if the next guy...

Crystal DNA Ball

by dwayneperkins | Feb 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories

Recently on the Today show I saw a DNA expert telling famous people their lineage history. Minus the crystal ball, scarves and sage, it was a lot like a psychic reading. At least with a psychic reading, time will prove whether Madame Lenora is right or wrong. With DNA...

Super Bowl Funday (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Feb 5, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories

So I just saw a woman on the Today show giving tips for how to eat this Super Bowl Sunday without taking in too many calories. The segment was called Game Plan For Super Bowl Eating. Game plan?! I’m telling you if we keep having people tell us things we already...