Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

After Before (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 14, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So I recently started doing the P90X workout routine. I was a fan of the infomercial but was resigned to watching the commercial and picking up a few moves. So my workout was P90X inspired. But Santa Claus was very good to me on my birthday. What? You thought Santa...

Rest In Plush(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 6, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I recently acted in a funeral scene in an indie movie that was shot at The Hollywood Forever Cemetery. This cemetery is stunning. Most cemeteries are serene. It falls in line with the whole rest in peace thing. But the people in this cemetery are not only resting in...

Black People Can’t dance(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 5, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories

Okay now that I’ve got your attention let me explain the title of this blog. It’s not that Black people can’t dance. We can, especially yours truly. I just think this consensus that white people can’t dance is wrong. QSN: As with any...

Touched By an Angel (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Mar 24, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

A few days ago I was on parked on Sunset Blvd sifting through my mobile closet I call my car trunk. At any point, I have enough clothes in my trunk to go and start a new life somewhere else. Roll into a new town with just the clothes on my back…and in my...

Now That’s What I Call Progress – Volume 1

by dwayneperkins | Mar 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories

In show business it behooves you to make as few enemies as possible. Rap music being the lone exception. In rap, a well calculated rhyming war of words can translate into millions. In life in general it makes sense not to burn bridges. Seems like a good idea at...

Brooklyn’s Finest (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Mar 12, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

As luck would have it some friends of mine scored some Jay-Z tickets and invited me to accompany them to his show. As Poetic Justice would have it the show in question is in New York. To say I’m stoked about the show would be an understatement. But still, I keep...