Funny Editorials | Dwayne Perkins

Alpha Male For Sale

by dwayneperkins | Feb 9, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories

I saw a guy on The Today show on NBC telling another guy how to approach women. He told him to have good posture and walk into a room like he owns it. Bad Boy Swagger in a box. No doubt women like a confident man. I also recently had a group of women tell me the top...

Emergency Exit Row

by dwayneperkins | Feb 8, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, World Travels

Many people will take the emergency exit row for extra leg room. The qualifications for said leg room? 1.Get to the airport early enough to snag one. 2.Say yes when the flight attendant asks you if you’ll be willing to open the door, in case of an unplanned mass...

Super Bowl Funday (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Feb 5, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories

So I just saw a woman on the Today show giving tips for how to eat this Super Bowl Sunday without taking in too many calories. The segment was called Game Plan For Super Bowl Eating. Game plan?! I’m telling you if we keep having people tell us things we already...

Home Alone, Not at Home

by dwayneperkins | Jan 29, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles

I recently moved so I rented the movie Home Alone to get some tips on boobie trapping my place. I can’t afford a high-tech direct link to the police station alarm system but maybe I can rig up a hot tar and feather trap for would be robbers. The crazy thing is,...

Back To The Future

by dwayneperkins | Jan 27, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So, last week Wednesday I successfully traveled back in time. Without the aid of a flux capacitor or a magical phone booth I warped back to 1994. Before I get a bunch of emails and phone calls from jealous scientists looking to steal my time travel patent, let me...

Damn Ma!

by dwayneperkins | Jan 19, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I like a pretty girl as much as the next guy but this thing of casting way too young women to play older roles is getting ridiculous. I keep seeing TV mothers who look 4 years older than their supposed daughters. It’s a mind screw. Obviously, to get on TV,...