Funny Editorials | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

Now That’s What I Call Progress – Volume 1

by dwayneperkins | Mar 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories

In show business it behooves you to make as few enemies as possible. Rap music being the lone exception. In rap, a well calculated rhyming war of words can translate into millions. In life in general it makes sense not to burn bridges. Seems like a good idea at...

Nothing Honey(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Mar 1, 2010 | Funny Editorials

I’m done with honey that doesn’t come in a bottle shaped like a bear. Honey in a regular jar just doesn’t cut it for me anymore. Give me a bear or give me sugar. Besides the obvious perk of pretending the bear can talk and chopping it up with him...

No Librarians Please (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Feb 26, 2010 | Funny Editorials

If you’re like me, you have certain professions that you just get along with and others that you clash with. It’s implausible that it could hold true across the board but, with rare exceptions, I don’t get along with librarians. We suffer each other...

Pull Over Jesus(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Feb 23, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

A few nights ago, while driving down Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles, I saw two cops, pulled over, and questioning Jesus. I assume it wasn’t THE Jesus but then again you never know. Hollywood is littered with look-a-likes who, for a nominal fee, will take a...

Abba Dabba Do

by dwayneperkins | Feb 19, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories

So I saw this report on the pop group Abba recently. Their effect on the world is legendary. Their music? But I come to praise Abba not to bury them. My foot taps when an Abba song comes on (I was going to say “just as much as the next guy”, but what if the next guy...

Crystal DNA Ball

by dwayneperkins | Feb 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories

Recently on the Today show I saw a DNA expert telling famous people their lineage history. Minus the crystal ball, scarves and sage, it was a lot like a psychic reading. At least with a psychic reading, time will prove whether Madame Lenora is right or wrong. With DNA...