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Dwayne Perkins

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I Can Hear Sweat Trickling Down Your Cheek (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So, as my faithful readers know, I’m in week 3 of the P90X workout program. It feels like a fraternity with P90 folks sharing a bond forged in sweat affectionately called “X” by us in the fraternal order. I don’t usually take to groups. I...

You Oughta Be in Pictures (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 15, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles

Have you ever gone into a place of business and seen head shots on the wall? Now, have you ever noticed anyone of the people in those head shots? My recognition percentage has to be less than 10% and I’m in show business. It’s like the wall of your local...

Ye Olde Towne Clock (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 8, 2010 | Funny Editorials, New York I Love You

I recently shot an independent movie in a cemetery. I wrote a blog about it, like to hear it? Here it goes, “Rest In Plush.” The cemetery was more like a park, well kept, lush and breezy. A real mystery as there was no breeze outside the cemetery. Not sure if the...

Rest In Plush(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 6, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I recently acted in a funeral scene in an indie movie that was shot at The Hollywood Forever Cemetery. This cemetery is stunning. Most cemeteries are serene. It falls in line with the whole rest in peace thing. But the people in this cemetery are not only resting in...

Black People Can’t dance(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 5, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories

Okay now that I’ve got your attention let me explain the title of this blog. It’s not that Black people can’t dance. We can, especially yours truly. I just think this consensus that white people can’t dance is wrong. QSN: As with any...

I’m on The Case (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Mar 25, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories

How come cops in movies are always being threatened by higher ups that if they don’t get their act together they’ll be writing parking tickets. Wouldn’t a safe job like writing tickets be a welcomed departure from being shot at? Shouldn’t it...