Funny Editorials | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

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Tea Time (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | May 17, 2010 | Funny Editorials, World Travels

While crossing the street here in London is still a dangerous proposition for this fast walking New Yorker who’s still looking left for traffic coming from the right, the ubiquitousness of tea almost makes up for the life size game of frogger I must play every time I...

Don‘t Throw Out The Baby With The Toilet Water (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | May 14, 2010 | Funny Editorials, World Travels

I’ve now been to more countries than I can count on my fingers and toes and what I’ve learned is people are basically the same everywhere you go. Everyone loves their children, enjoys music, skips in line if they can get away with it, and so on. Another universal but...

Hey DJ, Won’t You Play Your Song

by dwayneperkins | May 9, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

I did shows in Birmingham, England over the weekend. After one of my shows, some birds invited me to go see Will-I-Am from the Black Eye Peas DJ at a club. The Black Eye Peas have gone #1 in over 20 countries, they sell out arenas; but just in case it doesn’t work out...

Rapper’s Delight Me (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | May 8, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories

I’m completely addicted to watching freestyle rap battles on youtube. I’m talking hours of fun. I think rappers don’t do anything anymore unless there’s a camera pointing at them… RAPPER: Yo this is MC Killa Fo Life and I’m just here fishing with my dad. You know...

Foaming At The Mouth (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 22, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

So my tour of the quaintest coffee shops in America continues. I recently found a little jewel of a place in New York City called Starbucks. I think it may really catch on. Even the other one directly across the street seemed delightful. The woman in front of me...

Rap Music Make Me Violent (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 19, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories

Well, not exactly but it does get me amped. I’m not suggesting we censor rap or anything but we should be mindful. Words are powerful. Words spoken over a beat by someone with charisma and swagger are potent. I recently quoted Notorious B.I.G. in a blog. To...