Funny Editorials | Dwayne Perkins

Quaint For Hire

by dwayneperkins | Jan 15, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So last weekend I spent some time walking through a very quaint outside mall. (When I say oxy, you say Moron…Oxy…Moron,Oxy…Moron) That’s right I used quaint and mall in the same sentence. The people who build malls have co-opted quaintness. The...

You Dropped The Ball on Me…Baby

by dwayneperkins | Jan 2, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels

Happy New Year everyone. Remember, what you make of this year, the relationships you strengthen or disband, the work you do, the lessons you learn are all infinitely more important than where you were when the new year came in. People feel that whatever they’re...

Let The Choir Say Amen

by dwayneperkins | Dec 30, 2009 | Funny Editorials

When in doubt, I think any singer should bring in a black gospel choir, or African singers to sing back-up. Gotta a so-so song? Bring in the Chicago Mass Choir to belt out the la la la’s. Now you have a mild hit. Gotta hit record? Let some black women in kente...

Make That Change

by dwayneperkins | Nov 25, 2009 | Funny Editorials, World Travels

I recently spent a few days in jolly old London. I must admit, even this native New Yorker had to adjust to London’s speed. I wouldn’t say it’s New York on steroids. More like New York on creatine and protein shakes. What is on steroids is the pound...

Lights, Camera, Action Heroes

by dwayneperkins | Nov 11, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

I use long airplane flights to see movies I wouldn’t watch in my regular life. If the movie is bad, no skin off my teeth as I didn’t pay to see it. If the movie is good, I’m pleasantly surprised and again I didn’t pay to see it. An 11 hour...

Oh U Oh the Sweetest Day

by dwayneperkins | Oct 16, 2009 | Funny Editorials, World Travels

I’m in a Walgreens in Chicago…. and I see all these hearts and candy and such in the Promotional aisle. Pretty early jump on Valentine’s day, no? I mean you still have Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas coming down the pike. Turns out the stuff...