by dwayneperkins | Jan 4, 2010 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
I was in a crammed Borders Cafe in New York City. Getting a seat, like many things in New York, was a struggle. The line to order felt like college orientation. Look to your left and then to your right, one of you will not be getting a seat. Like a massive game of...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 2, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels
Happy New Year everyone. Remember, what you make of this year, the relationships you strengthen or disband, the work you do, the lessons you learn are all infinitely more important than where you were when the new year came in. People feel that whatever they’re...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 30, 2009 | Funny Editorials
When in doubt, I think any singer should bring in a black gospel choir, or African singers to sing back-up. Gotta a so-so song? Bring in the Chicago Mass Choir to belt out the la la la’s. Now you have a mild hit. Gotta hit record? Let some black women in kente...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 27, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I’m sitting there stressing out about buying Christmas presents and doing all the dirty work my non-existent assistant should be doing; Updating my calendar, adding people on Facebook, ignoring people on Linkedin.* Anyhoo, I’m expeditiously plowing through...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 17, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, New York I Love You
I had a blast in England and it dawned on me that Jolly old England is similar to my hometown of Coney Island(CI). QSN: Coney Island is actually a peninsula but it’s hard to move shirts that say “Coney Peninsula” on them. Similar in that little places sometimes...
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