by dwayneperkins | Mar 24, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
A few days ago I was on parked on Sunset Blvd sifting through my mobile closet I call my car trunk. At any point, I have enough clothes in my trunk to go and start a new life somewhere else. Roll into a new town with just the clothes on my back…and in my...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
In show business it behooves you to make as few enemies as possible. Rap music being the lone exception. In rap, a well calculated rhyming war of words can translate into millions. In life in general it makes sense not to burn bridges. Seems like a good idea at...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 12, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
As luck would have it some friends of mine scored some Jay-Z tickets and invited me to accompany them to his show. As Poetic Justice would have it the show in question is in New York. To say I’m stoked about the show would be an understatement. But still, I keep...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 3, 2010 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
A few weeks ago I found myself in a Mcdonald’s in New York City at 2am. Not my proudest moment or the best way to treat myself but the Golden Arches beckoned me. The Apple Pocket tastes better at 2am (pie is something you eat with a fork.) In fact, as the night...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 7, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
California’s Venice Beach has become so overrun with guys selling their home made music CDs that I’m now contemplating wearing my own gaudy over sized headphones when I go there so I look like I’m selling my CD as well. It’s like the night of...
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