by dwayneperkins | Dec 15, 2009 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels
So I ran into a post office last week and a UPS guy came in after me making a delivery…to the Post Office! Is that legal?…In bad taste? Someone had UPS deliver to their PO Box. It’s fair to say the Post Office workers were a tad bit perturbed. I had...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 4, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You
I’m going to an event tonight where I’m one of the invited Red Carpet guests. It’s a party for the Junior membership of the Hollywood Radio and Television Society. I’ve always been fascinated by how people react to Red Carpets. Take a...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 28, 2009 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
Here’s an excerpt of a conversation I heard between two Starbucks workers in New York. WORKER 1: Yo, you know Sam is allergic to mocha right? WORKER 2: Word? WORKER 1: Yeah he can’t even touch it or he’ll break out, yo. WORKER 2: Word? WORKER 1: But...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 25, 2009 | Funny Editorials, World Travels
I recently spent a few days in jolly old London. I must admit, even this native New Yorker had to adjust to London’s speed. I wouldn’t say it’s New York on steroids. More like New York on creatine and protein shakes. What is on steroids is the pound...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 11, 2009 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I use long airplane flights to see movies I wouldn’t watch in my regular life. If the movie is bad, no skin off my teeth as I didn’t pay to see it. If the movie is good, I’m pleasantly surprised and again I didn’t pay to see it. An 11 hour...
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