by dwayneperkins | Nov 19, 2008 | Uncategorized
Did you know that just because you’re 100 years old and it’s your birthday doesn’t mean you necessarily get a shout out from Willard Scott on the Today Show? I was shocked too. I figured, there’s not that many people who make it to that...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 5, 2008 | Uncategorized
Well, I’ve lived to see a black president. Someone cue the flying pig. It’s rare that someone can fully inspire simply by the example they set. President-Elect Barack Obama is truly that person. I’m proud of America for trying something new. The definition of...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 30, 2008 | Uncategorized
Dress for Success So there’s a comic I know who wears a kilt on stage. I’m not sure if I could pull it off but I was instantly envious of his setup. Los Angeles is hot. The valley is even hotter.* How sweet would it be for me to let my boys breathe a...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 16, 2008 | Uncategorized
So my new radio that I recently blogged about is history. It was stolen from my car right in my parking lot. And I don’t even live in a bad neighborhood. At least I thought I didn’t. I think it just reminds us that there are no victimless crimes. Only victims you...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 2, 2008 | Uncategorized
I recently purchased some delectable Starbucks mint gum. And by delectable I mean overpriced. Saying delectable makes me feel a tad bit better about paying the same for Starbucks gum that I pay for a sandwich at 7-11. Actually neither one is a very good idea…MY...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 22, 2008 | Uncategorized
So I’m sure by now many of my faithful blog readers know I drive a Saturn. You may also know that my car is like a sub base model. It’s like they took a base model as said “It’s just not base enough…base, how low can we go?” How low? The windows are rotator cuff...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 18, 2008 | Uncategorized
A while back my PC crashed. Luckily I was under warranty so it was a nuisance more than it was a tragedy. Anticipating a crash, I decided to just throw some files unto my external hard drive for safe measure. The “time remaining info” on the file copy went berserk....
by dwayneperkins | Sep 12, 2008 | Uncategorized
I was at an audition for a TV role a while back, sitting calmly in the waiting room hoping the others in the room couldn’t see my vitals skyrocketing as my turn to go into the room neared. Somehow I’m calm when I go in for commercial auditions though. I either don’t...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 8, 2008 | Uncategorized
Where would my blog be without the 99 cents store and Los Angeles’ and New York’s transient populations? Score this one for the transients.* So, I was at a coffee shop a few days ago and a man was outside mumbling to himself. Did I mention the flowers? Yes he was...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 16, 2008 | Uncategorized
Comedians on Call from backstage at Late Night with Conan O’Brien.
My Book
Hot Chocolate For The Mind
My Comedy CD
Dwayne Perkins To The Rescue
My Other Comedy CD
She Ate My Haircut