by dwayneperkins | Mar 26, 2009 | Uncategorized
So I had a show in Lake Havasu, home of the “Girls Gone Wild” series, last night. This is my fourth show in Havasu and I’ve yet to see a “Girls Gone Wild” taping. I have however seen a lot of wild girls. Havasu minus spring breakers is like...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
Shout out to Heart’s, my local breakfast spot. It was the classic look that first got my attention, well that and the $3.99 pancake, egg, sausage & bacon combo. I said to myself… ME: “self, you got to try HAUGHTS!”(modified for my NY accent) I took heed to my own...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
By now most of my faithful readers know I’m high on value and low on frills, especially when it comes to my pesos. If you want to throw in frills, I won’t complain but if it means skimping on my value then watch the Brooklyn boy, well…go Brooklyn.QSN: As the whole BK...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
So by now it’s probably clear to everyone that MySpace is dying a slow death. At least in the US and in Canada Facebook reigned supreme from the beginning. I know MySpace maybe went too skanky at times but this Facebook exodus, in my opinion, is a mistake.MySpace was...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 2, 2009 | Uncategorized
So I recently found myself in a Chuck E. Cheese. Okay, I didn’t just appear there nor was I warped there. I went for my nephew’s birthday party. I took the G train to Northern Boulevard in Queens. That still didn’t stop me from repeatedly asking myself…”How did I...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 30, 2008 | Uncategorized
So I’m in Seattle for a couple of days and I just left the first Starbucks ever! It’s like seeing the first roach or adding the first band ever to join myspace. Can you imagine only 1 Starbucks?! I can’t even picture only 1 Starbucks per New York City square block....
by dwayneperkins | Dec 29, 2008 | Uncategorized
So I was on a downtown F train in Manhattan. A group of young lads hopped into the subway car and started chanting: LADS: What time is it? LADS: Showtime! Oddly, they all knew the answer to the question they were asking and yet they all still asked. Like most New...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 22, 2008 | Uncategorized
They say one of the keys to staying youthful is keeping your mind active. Part of keeping your mind active is learning new things and mixing up your routines so your daily activities take some thought and thus keeps your brain active and involved. Basically you have...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 18, 2008 | Uncategorized
I have another entry to add to the list of things that I have done and you have not. 🙂 If you’re keeping score at home, you can go ahead and add: Snorkeling with Sister Sledge in Turks and Caicos to your score card. Is your face broke? Because, you definitely need to...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 21, 2008 | Uncategorized
So, I have one more thing to add to the list of things I’ve done and you haven’t. Let’s review the list: I’ve met a monkey, served on the panel to determine Indianapolis’ best wings, watched a boxing match with Mickey Rourke (at his house...
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