by dwayneperkins | Jun 6, 2014 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I was actually the first person I ever heard say “Ninja Please.” I know many have since and maybe I wasn’t “thee” first but I was the first “I” heard. I used the term back in the nineties when you was all, “what’s email?”, “page me.” And I was all “How much does that...
by dwayneperkins | May 1, 2014 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I went to a commercial audition today in my pajamas. For the record, I don’t condone leaving the house in your PJs. I also can’t cosign on showing up at any hotel’s continental breakfast in your “jams.” I mean, even sweatpants are barely acceptable, barely. No one...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 10, 2014 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Well, that is until you get go over there. This is one of the most famous idioms and still we can’t stop our heads from pivoting ever so slightly to see what the next guy/girl/family is doing, driving,...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 1, 2014 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
Somewhere along the line in Stand-up Comedy, someone did a joke that required a rim shot but there was no drummer present. So instead of giving the drummer some that comedian said “try the veal,” and a staple was born. I’ve said it dozens of...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 29, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
Sometimes the spectacular is cloaked in normalcy. For instance, every girl I’ve ever dated was the cutest and most adorable in the times when she wasn’t trying to be. There’s something about someone just being that is fun to watch. Endearing even. Which is why...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 1, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles
With endings come new beginnings. A time to shed your old state of being or self image and replace it with something more spiffy. Of course this can’t happen without action. Without a plan or an idea of what you will do differently, don’t think January 1st will...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 25, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
This Christmas finds me very happy to be with family and proud of my family for our new approach to the holiday. Christmas is a time of giving but give too much and you bring in new debts into the new year. You never heard about the Wise Men running up their Visas...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 19, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
I’m a professional Stand-up Comic. Which means I’m in the business of making people laugh. What it really means is I work in Food and Beverage. I have a gut feeling that we all work in Food and Beverage in some way but I’m not prepared to build that argument up. ...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 25, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
A few weeks ago I did a show in a living room. A fancy living room but a living room nonetheless. Obviously , it was a private show. Although, the thought of someone having the gall to turn their living room into a comedy club does bring me joy. La Casa De Jokes:...
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