Ninja Please

I was actually the first person I ever heard say “Ninja Please.” I know many have since and maybe I wasn’t “thee” first but I was the first “I” heard. I used the term back in the nineties when you was all, “what’s email?”, “page me.” And I was all “How much does that...

Try the Veal

      Somewhere along the line in Stand-up Comedy, someone did a joke that required a rim shot but there was no drummer present.  So instead of giving the drummer some that comedian said “try the veal,” and a staple was born.  I’ve said it dozens of...