by dwayneperkins | Dec 21, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I think technology has made parenting a lot harder. Says the non-parent. You don’t have to go to PTA meetings to know the internet is a doozie. However, There’s a another piece of technology that’s a bit more stealth in how it undermines parenting. I was riding on the...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 21, 2011 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
As I sat looking out the window in the iLost cafe in Suzhou, China, l thought to myself, “China just may have more scooters than the US has people.” I was about go down the Google rathole of finding out just how many scooters are in China when I realized country music...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 1, 2011 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels
I’ve been joking on stage about how I’m “International.” Much truth is said in jest, so I do travel abroad every now and again but I’m no better than all you local folks. I just have more frequent flyer miles. A fact not lost on my family. When I get the call, family...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 29, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels
The Daniel Tosh tour bus pulled into San Diego Saturday morning just as the changing of the guards was taking place. If the freaks come out at night, and I believe they do, then dawn is that odd time when the goodie goods and the freaks intersect. It’s a...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 28, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels
I wouldn’t normally speak badly of an airline with an open flight still pending but I must make an exception. If the brass at Spirit Airlines get wind of this and try to hassle me on my return flight from Chicago to LAX then so be it. I can’t imagine...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 5, 2011 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
So After my show in Dubai I went to a night club in the Address Hotel in the Dubai Mall. It’s apparently the largest mall in the world. The “est” suffix comes up a lot when speaking about Dubai. The root words in front of the “est” range...