World Travels | Dwayne Perkins

WWE Moment

by dwayneperkins | Jun 14, 2011 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

I was checking email in the lobby of my hotel in Birmingham, England. I was in the lobby because it was the only place free wi-fi was offered. I was watching the WWE^ because that’s what was on the television in the lounge where the free wi-fi was. Ta dah!, and...

Please Don’t Pass Me By…

by dwayneperkins | Jun 6, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

While cruising down Queensway in the Bayswater section of London, I was handed a flyer buy a guy dressed like a court jester or maybe a flying trapeze artist. Either way, he was dressed to get your attention for the purpose of handing you a restaurant flyer. This...

In a Mess Hall, With His Chest Out

by dwayneperkins | May 27, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels

Prison seems to be a voyeur’s delight, a place far too brutal to be in but too brutal to not look in on if given a danger free opportunity to do so. I’ve never really been one for reality shows especially the ones that actually capture reality. I’m not an enjoyer of...

Smell You Later

by dwayneperkins | May 2, 2011 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

I videotape or audiotape about half of my comedy sets. I listen to or watch maybe half of those. So I review a quarter of my sets. A number that should be higher but between writing a blog per week and status updates I don’t get to critique the magic as much as I...

Unusual Suspect

by dwayneperkins | Apr 27, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

Shout out to Jolly Old London. I come here more often now and when I’m here the blogs just fly off my net book. Now, I try to stick to my regimen, no matter where I am in the world. If I’m in Paris, Georgia or Brooklyn, Michigan or London, Ohio it’s Coffee Shop,...

Gotta an Idea…That I Wanna Share

by dwayneperkins | Feb 18, 2011 | Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

A teenager in Mexico City is on a Hunger Strike until she gets an invite to the Royal Wedding. Kinda crazy but I think I now have the perfect plan to get my own show: See me starve in front of CBS. And know ,that ‘til I get my own show, I vow not to ingest....